英语笑话 带翻译
一、英语笑话 带翻译
you have 2 brains:
the left and the right
your left brain has nothing right
and the right brian has nothing left...
你有两个大脑，
左脑和右脑
左脑没什么正确的东西，
右脑啥都没剩下...
这个很不错吧，姐当年以此博得老师赞赏，简短，上口，有语法，又要防止思维定势...
二、英语笑话！！
某人刻苦学习英语,中有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I'm sorry.老外应到:I'm sorry,too.某人听后赶紧又道:I'm sorry three.老外不解,问:What are sorry for?某人无奈,只好又道:I'sorry five.
三、英文小笑话 急急！！
But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry? Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did! 可是老师哭了 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。 约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？” “哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。” l零碎的空间伱可以画一些图画或是一些花边
四、经典英语小笑话
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
五、求个英语笑话
我可以回家了 I can go home
One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home
earlier. The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, Who did it? Please stand up! It's me, said Bob, Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir.
一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说：明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问：谁涂的？请站起来！鲍勃说：先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！
英语笑话网站里面有很多，都是带翻译的
六、英语小笑话
I want a nightmare 想做坏梦
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied.Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight, Tom said.在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
英语笑话：好孩子 A Good Boy
A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents.
What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You’re a good boy, said the mother proudly.
Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
”昨天给你的钱干什么了？“
”我给了一个可怜的老太婆，“他回答说。
”你真是个好孩子，“妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
